Quotations from Women about Women . . . .
The hardest years in life are those
between ten and seventy.
[Helen Hayes, at 73]
I refuse to think of them as chin hairs.
I think of them as stray eyebrows.
Whoever thought up the word "Mammogram"?
Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to
A male gynecologist is like an auto
mechanic who never owned a car.
Laugh and the world laughs with you.
Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
My second favorite household chore is ironing.
My first being hitting my head on the top bunk
bed until I faint.
Old age ain't no place for sissies.
A man's got to do what a man's got to
do. A woman must do what he can't.
The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
Every time I close the door on reality
it comes in through the windows.
Thirty-five is when you finally get
your head together and
your body starts falling apart.
I try to take one day at a time, but
sometimes several days attack me at once.
If you can't be a good example, then
you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
When I was young, I was put in a school
for retarded kids for two years before they
ealized I actually had a hearing loss
and they called ME slow!
I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde
jokes because I know
I'm not dumb and I'm also not blonde.
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb
women, but you hardly
ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
If high heels were so wonderful, men
would be wearing them.
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
makes one you can ride on.
I think - therefore I'm single.
When women are depressed they either eat or
go shopping. Men invade another country.
Behind every successful man is a
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice
on how to combine
marriage and a career.
I never married because there was no need.
I have three pets at home which answer the
same purpose as a husband.
I have a dog that growls every morning,
a parrot that swears all afternoon,
and a cat that comeshome late every night.
If men can run the world, why can't they
stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to
start the day by tying a noose around your neck?
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time
I leave a man I keep his house.
[Zsa Zsa Gabor]
Nobody can make you feel inferior
without your permission.
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